Actually, scratch that. I’d like to strongly, repeatedly, and with full keyboard enthusiasm disagree. Because ironically, the best sales copy doesn’t sound like it’s trying to sell you something. It’s conversational, alluring and dare I say… fun. Which is weirdly more persuasive than shouting bro-market-y claims like, “make $100K in 3 seconds!!” into the ether. (Yeah, Brad. I'm talkin' to you).
Hey, I’m Hollie! Founder & creative copywriter with 10+ years of brand strategy experience, a stint in advertising, an (un)healthy obsession with wordplay, and a habit of giggling in the skincare aisle when the copy’s unexpectedly good.
You could say I take your big idea, swirl in some strategy, season it with tone, and bake it at 375 until golden. But it’s mostly sitting around obsessing over your headlines for seven hours and emerging with web, sales, and email copy that makes people feel things other than boredom—oh, and buy your stuff.
If you’re looking for “secret copy formulas” or “bulletproof sales hooks,” Brad the bro-marketer’s YouTube channel gotcha covered. But if you want anti-sleaze, anti-bland, conversational copy that makes your future clients ‘x’ their other 12 tabs and choose you—bonjourno friend, you’ve arrived at your destination.
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